Song Name Tartan Coloured Lady Artist Elton John Lyricist(s) Elton John Album Elton: Jewel Box Tartan Coloured Lady Lyrics Get the fuck outside This is the newsOne, two, three, four The grass in Ashfield Park is dyingWhere everybody dreams of deeds of crimeAnd the tartan coloured lady walksBehind the water colours of my mindAnd the